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Story about the Dog and Pig killed the Serpent

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The Dog and the Pig Story
This is the story after the end of the greatest story ever told. While those who try to figure out what the hell is going on down here on earth two animals a dog and a pig saved the universe from a tyrannical Serpent who with his mighty slithering power controlled the universe. In the end the serpent died and the original laws of the universe were retrieved apart from the perverted versions handed down throughout the millennia. As a result of the Dog and Pig’s adventures they suffered greatly. The Dog’s back is broken and the Pig became blind. There are two versions to the story. The Dog and the Pigs version and then there is the version you get from Dino at the Two Sheets Bar and Grill. It would not be worth mentioning Dino’s version at all except that somehow he acquired a strange liquid called Wolg Noom, found on the other side of the universe, that both the pig and the Dog talk about in their adventures. It was this very substance squirted in the eyes of the Pig that caused his blindness. The Dog’s misfortune was quite painful while the serpents grip slowly tightened around his torso until his spine snapped but not before the liquid Wolg Noom had its entrance into the side of the Serpent delivered by both the Dog and the pig by way of a hipper dermic needle that oddly resembled a tire pump. Dino’s version is less melodramatic. He states they got their inflictions scuffling at a bar on some planet millions of light years away. The sceptics’ state in defense of the Dog and Pig that the laws of the universe would never have been recovered if Dino’s story were true.

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from One or the Whole, released September 18, 2015

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Ronald Marquiss Delaware

Ronald Marquiss is MDESTINY, Ravensong, Meat Cafe, Rusty and the Orchestra and many others. Writes for movies, Videos and other artists.

He was nominated for Best Original Music Score at the Terror Film Festival in Philadelphia for LUNICIDAL.

Hosts the Radio Show:
Friday Night Progressive
www.facebook.com/FridayNightProgressive

Plays the guitar, drums, bass and keys.
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